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Candidate: Gold Digger
Sponsored by: Newmont Cripple Creek & Victor Mine Species/breed: Bug-eyed Goldfish Gender: Male, probably Age: 2 years Slogan: "Keeping an eye on Divide" |
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Campaign Promise:
I promise if I am elected as Mayor of Divide, to stay out of everyone’s business. I want my government to be so transparent that you won’t even see it. History / Biography of the Candidate: I had humble beginnings at PetSmart. I moved to Teller County to swim in peace with 4 other fish that became my friends. (We all share one tank, so we have to get along.) I was asked to run for Mayor of Divide since I am a unique goldfish. Candidate’s favorite activities: Swimming around the rock formation and sunken pirate ship in the aquarium. Avoiding being eaten by the cats. BREAKFAST!!!!!!!! Quirks, funny things about the Candidate: I started out nearly 100% black, but now am completely gold except the tips of my fins which remain black. Anything else? My staff are my other 4 aquarium pals and 2 algae eaters, my security team is 2 cats and a dog. We have a very low-key operation that functions on a shoestring budget. |
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