I promise if I am elected as Mayor of Divide, to stay out of everyone’s business. I want my government to be so transparent that you won’t even see it.
History / Biography of the Candidate:
I had humble beginnings at PetSmart. I moved to Teller County to swim in peace with 4 other fish that became my friends. (We all share one tank, so we have to get along.) I was asked to run for Mayor of Divide since I am a unique goldfish.
Candidate’s favorite activities:
Swimming around the rock formation and sunken pirate ship in the aquarium.
Avoiding being eaten by the cats.
Quirks, funny things about the Candidate:
I started out nearly 100% black, but now am completely gold except the tips of my fins which remain black.
My staff are my other 4 aquarium pals and 2 algae eaters, my security team is 2 cats and a dog. We have a very low-key operation that functions on a shoestring budget.