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Meet Mango, full-time clinic resident, part-time menace, and acting mayor whether anyone voted for him or not. Mango lives at the clinic because he firmly believes it is his building, and frankly, no one has successfully argued otherwise. From his lobby counter basket—his official throne and surveillance station—he monitors all activity, oversees customer service, and ensures that every dog is personally welcomed into his jurisdiction. Dogs are friends. Dogs are voters. Cats are… evaluated.
Mango is a seasoned hunter with instincts sharp enough to track dust particles, laser pointers, and vibes. He graciously accepts catnip brought by clients, despite being on a special diet enforced by all eight of his humans (a coalition government, clearly). He is not thrilled about this, but as an elder statesman, he understands the burden of leadership and the importance of looking distinguished while being slightly grumpy.
Wise beyond his years and powered by the collective wisdom of the one orange brain cell, Mango rules with confidence, chaos, and just enough benevolence to keep morale high. If elected Mayor of Divide, Mango promises open paws, warm welcomes, aggressive supervision from a basket, and a town where everyone feels seen—because Mango is always watching.
Vote Mango. He already thinks you did. 🧡🐾
Campaign Promise
As Mayor of Divide, Mango promises steady leadership from the lobby counter, where he will continue to oversee all daily activity with unwavering focus and occasional naps. He pledges to welcome every dog, tolerate most cats, and ensure that all food bags are thoroughly inspected for safety concerns. Mango also vows to protect the community through vigilant hunting, fair distribution of judgmental stares, and the presentation of meaningful gifts (sometimes deceased) to those he serves. Above all, he promises to remain exactly where he is—watching, supervising, and quietly running the place.
Personality
Favorite Activities
Lobby Surveillance & Public Relations
Stationed in his basket to monitor all arrivals, departures, and suspicious activity.
Unauthorized Snack Acquisition
Breaking into food bags with the precision of a career criminal and zero remorse.
Constituent Relations
Welcoming dogs enthusiastically; acknowledging cats only when necessary.
Wildlife Management
Hunting with enthusiasm and presenting deceased “gifts” as evidence of competence.
Campaign Fundraising
Accepting catnip donations from clients with great enthusiasm (diet restrictions pending).
Staff Oversight
Supervising clinic operations by staring intensely until someone feels uncomfortable.
Strategic Napping
Resting aggressively to conserve energy for leadership.
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