Meet Mango, full-time clinic resident, part-time menace, and acting mayor whether anyone voted for him or not. Mango lives at the clinic because he firmly believes it is his building, and frankly, no one has successfully argued otherwise. From his lobby counter basket—his official throne and surveillance station—he monitors all activity, oversees customer service, and ensures that every dog is personally welcomed into his jurisdiction. Dogs are friends. Dogs are voters. Cats are… evaluated.

Mango is a seasoned hunter with instincts sharp enough to track dust particles, laser pointers, and vibes. He graciously accepts catnip brought by clients, despite being on a special diet enforced by all eight of his humans (a coalition government, clearly). He is not thrilled about this, but as an elder statesman, he understands the burden of leadership and the importance of looking distinguished while being slightly grumpy.

Wise beyond his years and powered by the collective wisdom of the one orange brain cell, Mango rules with confidence, chaos, and just enough benevolence to keep morale high. If elected Mayor of Divide, Mango promises open paws, warm welcomes, aggressive supervision from a basket, and a town where everyone feels seen—because Mango is always watching.

Vote Mango. He already thinks you did. 🧡🐾